Captain Seymour DickLogic
19118 ~
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19118 ~
Captain Seymour DickLogic admired his reflection in the mirror universe. He furrowed his brow, the reflection copied him. "It's hard to improve on perfection," he grunted before turning to the bridge, "Ensign Lingam, have you found the uglies yet?"
"That was the last time he miscalculated the attraction of The Black Hole."
"Captain! We are surrounded by a strange circular formation of Wangbender's Kri battleboats! They're attempting to disrupt our Cockblocker maneuver!"
"That must never happen." Captain Seymour DickLogic ejaculated angrily. "We must thrust deeper into the unknown! Fire all weapons at the Kri Torus."
"Send in the Battlebarge, Manliness."
"Oh no! His Manliness is coming at us out of the sun!"
Captain Waldorf X Wangbender, cursed with an unfortunate name, she is on a mission to destroy the Testosterone Empire and bring Captain Seymour DickLogic to her knees!