Space Rabies?

Have you had your Space Rabies shot?

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Doctor Firm-Posterior requires that all crew keep their innoculations up to date and would like to remind new recruits that Space Rabies is real and nothing is a faster turn off to those nubile space marines than unvirile uninoculated space marines.

The rumours that side-effects include a week-long raging stiffy are entirely true and have been personally verified by an entire bevvy of nubile nurses. Doctor's notes will be available to supply to your commanding officers.

If you are in any doubt as to whether you have had your Space Rabies booster shot, then have another one. You can never be too protected from Space Rabies.

If it's good enough for Captain Seymour DickLogic, it's good enough for you.