Captain Seymour DickLogic

19118 ~

Maximum Science!

TV

Sadly, the TV series was cancelled in the middle of second season due to a chronic shortage of redshirts.

However, Manliness did not die. Manlificence must not die.

(Manliance) Sensors.

Sensors indicate an Azure Hue!

Azure hue!

Historical Documents.

Someone forgot to burn down the archive planet of Grolious Retribution.

Note, many of these are insufficiently chiseled and may even have double-chins. They are very much a product of their time.

For example, it is now socially unacceptable to use the U-word when referring to The Uglies.

2016-08-19, The strange case of the batch of incoherent raspberries.
2016-08-20, The unfettered excitement of discovery.
2016-08-21, On the dangers and avoidance of Space Rabies.
2016-08-21, With regard to the Hive Collective.
2016-08-24, On the technical problems with lavatories in space.
2016-08-23, An erudite discussion on the merits of painting the gun decks red.
2016-08-22, Part two of the previous part of the thrilling episode.
2016-08-24, The Captain has a log.
2016-08-25, The Unscientific method of bathing.
2016-08-25, A diagression on the medals issued in series one.
2016-08-25, Regarding unscheduled mixing of anything with anti-matter.
2016-08-26, The Captain has a log two.
2016-08-25, Existential existence and the curious state of affairs of Ensign Lovelyjugs.
2016-08-30, Scientific observations regarding the amazing powers of The Red Shirt(Skirt).
2016-08-31, A communique from a very impotent parsnip.
2016-09-01, The power of cute nurses is not to be underestimated.
2016-08-29, The decidedly scientific principles of penetrating a wormhole.
2016-09-02, The mysterious case of the space haddock.
2016-11-16, Stick close to your desks and never go to see and soon you may be the ruler of the Queen's Navy~
2016-11-19, Regarding an impromtu surfeit of soporific superlatives.
2016-11-19, How many missiles in "negotiate?"
2016-12-22, The Black Hole!
2016-12-31, How many missiles in "negotiate?" part LXIX.

Onions!

2017-01-12, Onions part 1.
2017-01-15, Onions part 2.
2017-01-15, Onions part 3.
2017-01-18, Onions part 4.
2017-01-26, Onions part 5.
2017-01-26, Onions part 6.

Sadly, the archive was slightly corrupted by inverse timeline rot.

Series 2!

2017-01-??, tune in to Channel 23.
2017-01-26, A rolling goat gathers no moss.
2017-01-26, Regarding premature arrival.
2017-02-03, Nearly at the thighs of Delta Kappa.
2017-02-10, Look at my lovely research probes!
2017-02-07, The Battle of Meatandtwoveg.
2017-02-17, On mixing folgers crystals with dilithium.
2017-02-15, Ensign Lovelyjugs!
2017-02-21, Do not use Folger's crystals in the reactors.
2017-02-21, Foncussed episode.
2017-02-24, Azure hue!
2017-03-08, On the curious arraignment for toasting.
2017-03-24, On the curious arraignment for toasting.
2017-03-23, The case of the fleet of twelve ships.
2017-03-23, On the issues of being jet-engine wombat.
2017-03-24, On the issues of being jet-engine wombat, part 2.
2017-03-28, Meet, The Doctor.
2017-04-07, On the issues of being jet-engine wombat, part 3.
2017-04-11, Regarding the perilous intervention of mad scientists.
2017-04-18, With respect to the base anatomy of the space cow.
2017-04-28, Versus The Dreadnaught of Doom!
2017-08-14, On the issues of fuel economy.

New Improved Captain Seymour DickLogic

2017-11-28, New improved, better than ever and twice as thingy!

Captain Seymour DickLogic Boldly Comes.

2017-11-28, Boldly Comes!